Down around the No Hotel, water there don't flow so well
Problems come and problems go, freezing showers say hello
If you choose the No Hotel, the bell hop never rings the bell
Why there's another ne'er do well, just checked in the No Hotel

Down around the No Hotel, look for me the human shell
Strangers moving to and fro, down around the Hotel No
When dining at the No Hotel, there's caterers who cater not
And waiters who don't wait a lot, you checked in the No Hotel

Living at the No Hotel, just another ne'er do well
Seasons ebb and seasons flow, down around the Hotel No
Snug in your No Hotel room, see the little critters fly
Above the bed sheets telling lies, you checked in the No Hotel

Down around the No Hotel, look for me they know me well
Travellers come and travellers go, it's the only world they know
If you choose the No Hotel, the bell hop never rings the bell
He's another burnt out shell, you've checked in the No Hotel